A Jack Daniels Fishing Story
I was fishing sometime ago and I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a Cottonmouth with a frog in his jaws.
Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his
mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the
frog and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.
So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a
little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the
lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.
Life is good!
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